New Toyota AE in 2010

Remember the Toyota AE 86, being highly promoted in the manga series Initial D?
No joke IT IS a powerful car of all times!!

So, Toyota is going to release a new AE in year 2010.

Now, "Takumi Tofu shop" can have a new car to deliver Tofu liao...

Sperm Donation?

Guess this might be a bit outdated, but still I want to talk about this!

This is the manual for Sperm Donation.

So anyone thinking of doing this, can have a read through. But....Scroll down and see.....

It was said that somewhere in Shanghai...The address is :No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

This hospital is providing this type(below pic) of service. I think alot of "Ham sup lou" will definitely like it. Frankly speaking, girls ain't that bad looking as well. But off course, the spem will have those "Ham Sup" genes in it.

Keep scrolling down for more info...

The procedure is that:

First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

WHT The Fuck? Get paid somemore?

Does it sound similar to the sperm donation manual (on top) ? "to abstain from masturbation and intercourse for 4-5 days"But for Malaysia case we have to do self service, in Shanghai, there is "Someone" servicing you and you will get paid at the end of your satisfaction.

Malaysia's independence started with Malay?

This is another thing that I will need to bitch about.
I read this headline this morning

"PM: Malays started fight for independence"

The source is from The Star

Well, it's already obvious quoting that "Because all the races came together and were united in the cause, the British had no chance to divide and rule. They granted Independence”

So In other words, Malays are not capable to start for the fight of independence but need the help of other races.

It's a simple fucking explanation, and this MALAY PM still brag about it. What the Fuck is wrong with you?

Are you trying to create another racist issue before your fucking retirement?

Let's see a simple theory:

During Hari Raya - Every shop, commercial and factories in the whole nation is still operating

During Deepavali- Still Every commercial sector and factories is operating, only no rubber tapper available during that day.

During Chinese New Year- The whole nation (majority) is not working and at least close down for 2 days.

Without us- the chinks, you(Malays) are nothing.Happy?

Paris car show-for real cars only, no Proton Shit!!

This is what I called "real cars". Malaysia Proton, go fuck yourself!
When will you guys(Proton) learn that we are not even capable of manufacturing cars. Perhaps should look into only motorcycles, since majority are riding it on our roads.

When will we (Proton- Proud of Malaysia) be like them?

Answer is "One day lah!"

Meetings!! Fucking boring and time consuming

What do you think about meeting?

1)to resolve certain issues or to make certain processes to run smoothly

2)to follow up on daily routine

3)straight to the point and to address the issues need to be solved

4)time conscious and finish within specific hours/time according to agenda

5)discussions should follow the agenda without any sidetrack.

6)provide solutions and don't keep going in circles (which we don't even know what's the point)

Well, I found out that a lot of companies can't even do the above properly when it comes to meetings.

A lot of these uneducated fools are actually in top management level who does not even know about ways to host/chair a company meeting.

I found out that there are a lot of sidetrack and unnecessary and unrelated topics. And it's time consuming. Can you believe a meeting can held for the same purpose of more than a day and last for 10 hours/day (talking about effectiveness! Hahaha)

Meeting procedures are meant to be fast and straight to the point. Not story telling ( a lot of high management falls into these category) It was like hearing your grandmother telling about her life time experience. Sorry! I can't accept that.

That is why, during the meeting, I only listen to those important things, I don't like crap.

I don't comment or voice out doesn't mean that I don't know or I am not interested, I am just trying to save some youthfulness(time) for all of the senior management who aren't going to get any younger.

Actually before the meeting start, I'd already knew what are the things those monkeys are going to talk about, so feeling disappointed but had no other choice(to sit in for 10 hours), listening to those same old stories over and over again. I always tell my wife and share with her what will happen and what will the discussion be like even before going to the meeting, and see how accurate I am.

Not I am boasting that I had superpower that I can foresee the future. It's just that I had attend lots of meetings in different industries, and kinda make me understand the thumb of rule of the content of the agenda (when I receive one). Without fail, it was around 80% accuracy(which I am right about it), which make me feel damn boring during the meeting.

For, for those old timers, I here present you an old Chinese saying "Only mentioned the things you know, or it will make you a fool but if you do not share the things that you know, it will make you disloyal"

Yucks!-New Japanese Magazine for the Age of 70++

Well, I came across this email from my friend who had send me these sets of photos, titled "New Japanese Magazine for the Age of 70++"

I looked at the photos, all the sudden I feel cold sweat gushing from my forehead, and I had lost my appetite. And I was thinking what the hell had happened to this world.

Well,!We know the definition of porn(off course everyone know,even people as innocent as me), but this is another extreme created by the Japanese.

The first two words at the title in Chinese means"over cooked" (off course not over cooked but from the meaning you can relate the picture and the words lar)or a simpler translation from Japanese means ("overly mature aka Old lar")

So, what do you think, will you buy one of these mags if you are at that age?I don't think that at that time "Mr Viagra" will be even helpful to your little "brother".